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I reblog whatever I feel like at the time... Meaning you're gonna see some majorly random shit.. And I don't fucking care what you think, so don't bother judging me

pun-me-to-death:

You got lil’ bitch hands.

……..*cries after discovering I have A oba hands*

aquarian-sunchild:


sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?
TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”
"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

aquarian-sunchild:

sixpenceee:

did you know you can use an orange peel as a mini flamethrower?

TRY IT !

"Miss, do you really expect me to believe that you accidentally burned your house down with an orange peel?”

"Uh, it looked cool on the internet?"

bloodwhispers:

Do you ever read a YA novel and get the sudden urge to be all tough and kick ass and wear black leather and start revolutions and overthrow cruel totalitarian governments and right all the wrongs of the world because I do

kanapy:

Do you have some candy?


*heavy breathing* take it all *throws candy and cries in corner*

kanapy:

Do you have some candy?

*heavy breathing* take it all *throws candy and cries in corner*

roymaes:

the greatest plan in history

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

cassierolee:

tmobileofficial:

jamm3d:

tidesretreat:

BABY

ok 1 why the fUCK do you have a skunk

You can have their gland removed so they don’t stink, and then they’re basically cats after that.

So fuckin adorable.